This is an impressive flash based game with great art, cheesy over the top story line, and mostly addicting mini games. Get the glass was created as an ad campaign for Milk. I love milk and i love this game.
My milk love brought me to a point where I attempted the Gallons of Milk Challenge… and Completed it without puking. Not many people believe me, but it’s true. I will say that throwing up would have been a better than actually keeping it down. Little known fact is that milk does not process as a liquid but more as food. This means you will not have to pee. You sit on the toilet pouring milk out your ass. Done – I apologize
You play as the Addachi Family, criminals who want to steal a glass of milk from Ft. Fridge. These are the characters. —–>
You will out drive the cops, solve timed riddles, give a make over, roll dice, fight PMS, and tiredly navigate a stolen map.
This game really packs the punch so check it out.
Rating: “No, I’m not looking at porn. It’s an online game about milk”
Episode 16 – Guest Laura Hopps – Podcasts Don’t Suck – Season 3 – Chicago
Websites, Rumpelstiltskin, Dating Comedians, and Laura Hopps
Hurray for hipsters searching for out of date things to increase their personality scores, and for people who still miss I Love The 80′s. This blog is dedicated to bringing up painful memories of how technologically impaired our lives could be, and that makes it the Website of the Week:
The page is not simply a photo collage of things only available on eBay, but also some entertaining videos of such and the like. Smashing old and new together for all of the tech lovers of the world….
Check out this page to waste some time. If you are reading this post then you have a spare second or two.
And here is something a little more for you. I love this song and this great Bit From Katt Williams
Dumbo, Auto Zone, Candy, and James Nghiem
This maybe old but it is still great. Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber is a daily destination for me, and has inspired a new segment on DerekSmithComedy which is AWESOME FUCKING FACEBOOK PHOTOS (coming soon).
What I love about this site is the merging of two of my favorite things, just like pigs in a blanket, snuggies, and boxer briefs. Just check out this stand out gal. She is prominently displaying her IPhone which tells us that she has money and her look is most definitely a choice. Also of note is is the artful use of Peacocking going on just behind her and her stylish retro glasses. The last noteworthy points of interest are the generic Asian food container and handmade bracelets conveying that she cultured but still down to earth.
I believe that this particular “Biebian” is none other than site creator Dannielle Owens-Reid. And it is to Dannielle OR I give my official rating.
RATING: A Firm Hand Shake and Whispering “I’m proud of you.”(Like a Movie Dad)
And I Leave Everyone With This.
-Reminds Me of Break Dance Battles That I Face in Bowling Alleys That Look Like The USS Enterprise Throwing a Rave.
This starts a new section of the DerekSmithComedy.com Blog. Weekly I will bring you one or two new websites that I have come across and find interesting. Opening strong this week is the wonderful site:
I found this late at night and feel that it is the definition of education and entertainment. I have taken CPR training which is almost all but forgotten. What SuperSexyCPR has been able to re-instill is my desire to learn. I have watched the training videos over and over again, which has surely left the world a safer place for anyone around me.
Rating: BIG THANK YOU
And Here is a Thank you For Reading:
Now that we’ve got you interested in learning CPR and the abdominal thrust, go get properly certified by taking a class through one of the many certifying authorities in your local area.
Strippers, Dating, TV, and Lane Pieschel